For those of you who have been living under a rock today, I’m going to spare you the agony of finding out the identity of our new president for another few seconds.
You ready? Okay, it’s Obama. Am I angry and disappointed? That would be a yes. But let’s be civil. Let’s do exactly as the liberals are saying: unite and try to go somewhere. So, I’ll start. I officially no longer hate Obama. I hope everything that he wants to do has positive results for all of us. I will back him in his endeavors as long as they seem better than his campaign promises. (That was the second to last bit of whining)
I really do think it’s remarkable that we have an African American president. This will stop other countries from calling us racist, and will ideally stop blacks from claiming under representation and missing opportunities and such.
Alright: Now for my very, very last word song against Obama. It’s called “A New Argentina.”
Okay. I’m done. No bitter ranting. No moving to an island in the Carribean. No screaming about the country’s stupidity. No begging people to see reason. No more cries of socialism. No more asking where we’re headed. I’m done. Starting now, Obama has a clean slate. I hope it stays that way.