Hi PETA. I wrote a poem. Come smite me.
I had a pug
Her name was Ilana
Now she’s a rug
So I got an Iguana.
And I must admit that I don’t really care
For while I liked that pug
I’m not even tempted to pull out my hair
Actually, I have much more interest in the rug;
You see the reason it quite simple
My lovely, adorable, hug-gable pug
(And shoot me if I don’t spark a dimple)
Is infinitely better as a rug.