My Views on Fur

Hi PETA. I wrote a poem. Come smite me.

I had a pug

Her name was Ilana

Now she’s a rug

So I got an Iguana.

And I must admit that I don’t really care

For while I liked that pug

I’m not even tempted to pull out my hair

Actually, I have much more interest in the rug;

You see the reason it quite simple

My lovely, adorable, hug-gable pug

(And shoot me if I don’t spark a dimple)

Is infinitely better as a rug.

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