Winning Votes 101

Step one: Promise the impossible.

Step two: Distribute a 15-point plan that explains how YOU, and only you, can do the impossible.

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One Response to Winning Votes 101

  1. an antagonistic angel says:

    But surely I am the only one who can save the world. From global warming. And terrorists. And gay marriage. The feds are coming for me now…..

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