You know exactly what I’m talking about. That giant bill…passed…but I’m not going to mention it. I’m probably going to be the only blogger in the country who doesn’t, but I’m not going to. In fact, I’m going to pretend it didn’t happen. I’m also going to pretend that my sister doesn’t have cancer. I’m sure that both of these endeavors are going to go incredibly well. ;D
So, while we aren’t talking about That, let’s talk about oranges. Today, I found a shape in my orange. I can’t exactly explain what it is, but it was inside the orange, next to the juicy pieces. It looks kind of like a dried fruit. Smells like a tangerine. Exciting, no? I wish it looked like Jesus. I’d be rich by now.
That’s the thing. Think it looks like a moon?
Well, that’s it for today. If you do want to talk about That, check out this or that or even this or pretty much the internet in general 
Sorry for the somber tone! If it’s really bugging you, write a rhetorical analysis.
